Gays had to sit and turn the screws on the metal cage that stretched his withered right leg every night.

His right limb has been lengthened an incredible nine inches, after 22 operations including three in which his leg was broken.

Doctors say it will be two months until Michael has enough strength to run, cycle and do everything else he is just dying to do.

At birth, Michael’s right leg was twisted, had no calf bone (or fibula), no ankle and just three toes.

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Meet the Damascene goat named Qahr, the winner of the “Most Beautiful Goat” award at the Mazayen al-Maaz competition in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.

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Rocky… road?

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Would you kiss Madonna with that mouth?

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Poor lower class citizens must swim in non chlorinated unnatural waters.

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The Gods Are Angry My Friends

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If Neo was a pissbag and The Matrix was actually a Def Leppard concert.

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The last date you take your cheating girlfriend on.

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Wasn’t Jesus a carpenter anyways?

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